Some of the most profound quotes I have compiled. Enjoy!

Love
1. Be the person that someone special needs, not the person that needs someone special.
2. If someone wants you, nothing can keep that person away. If he or she doesn’t, nothing can make that person stay.
3. Never make someone your everything because once he or she is gone, you’ll have nothing.
4. Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.---Oscar Wilde
5. Great love and great achievements involve great risk.---Dalai Lama
6. Call her beautiful, especially when she least expects it.
7. When she’s fighting with someone, defend her even when you don’t think she’s right.
8. An amazing relationship won't be easy to find. An easy relationship won't be amazing.
9. A boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
10. A gentleman or a lady never pursues someone who is already taken.
11. Treat your special someone well. Or someone else will.

Sex
12. Don't have sex with crazy, stupid, or rude.
13. A good man might be able to sleep with a ton of women, but only a great man will be faithful to one.
14. If someone cheats with you, that person will cheat on you.
15. If you wouldn't make someone a spouse, don't make that person a parent.
16. Condoms are cheaper than diapers.

Rebellion
17. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.---Dalai Lama
18. Always following the rules won't make you anything but a slave to those rules.
19. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.---Mark Twain
20. People who can resist temptation lead depressing lives.
21. The question isn't who's going to let me. The question is who's going to stop me.---Ayn Rand

Relationships

22. Stay away from people that complicate your life.
23. When someone is asking you to make a choice between two people, go with the one not making that demand.
24. If you truly love someone, you want what’s best for that person. Whether that includes you or not.
25. If you compromise yourself for the people surrounding you, it’s time to surround yourself with different people.
26. People say you've changed, that means you're not allowing that person to manipulate you anymore.
27. Angry people want you to see how powerful they are. Loving people want you to see how powerful YOU are.
28. Don't judge people for something they can't change.
29. Nothing changes your perspective on others (and adds to your own life) like travel.
30. To lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back on the crowd.
31. If you have to keep wondering where you stand with someone, maybe it’s time you stop standing and start walking.
32. The hardest thing to say is often the best thing to say.
33. Giving up on a toxic person and moving on can be mutually exclusive.
34. You're successful not when everyone loves you, but when some people start to resent you.
35. A true friend takes the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
36. People change for two reasons: they learn enough to want to, or they've been hurt enough that they have to.

Making Decisions

37. Don't consider just the rewards; don't consider just the risks.
38. Be careful to whom you give advice; the wise don’t need it and the foolish don’t listen.
39. Take a risk. You'll either be happy or wiser.
40. The first instinct is usually the correct one.
41. Never take advice from someone whose life you wouldn't want.
42. Make decisions by flipping a coin. You'll know what you're hoping for while it's in the air.

Motivation

43. Do or do not. There is no try.---Yoda
44. Make things happen. Watch things happen. Wonder what happened. Pick one.
45. Quitters throw in the towel. Winners use it to wipe up sweat.
46. What you do every day matters more than what you do every once in a while.
47. People who try to kill your dreams can't achieve those dreams themselves.
48. The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you find out why.---Mark Twain
49. Find an excuse or find a path.
50. Doing nothing with your potential is the same as not having any.

Adversity

51. Bad things happen to good people because they can handle it.
52. If you go away during someone’s struggle, don’t expect to be present during their success.
53. Never tell people your troubles. Most people don't care and the rest are glad you have them.---Lou Holtz
54. Never regret something that once made you smile.
55. You never know how strong you are until that's the only choice you have.
56. Wisdom comes from experience and experience comes from making mistakes.
57. People who used to doubt you are the first ones kissing your ass.
58. Making mistakes is still better than not trying.

Integrity

59. If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.
60. Never lie to someone who trusts you and never trust someone who lies to you.
61. Judge a man by how he treats those who can do nothing in return.
62. If you don't stick to your standards, you don't have any.
63. People who demand the most contribute the least.
64. Don't mess with people handling your money, your car, or your food.
65. If you tell the truth, it becomes a part of your past. If you lie, it becomes a part of your future.
66. Always give up your seat for someone who is elderly, pregnant, or carrying something.
67. Spreading lies makes you a liar.
68. The smallest act of kindness is better than the best intention.
69. Accept what you can't change, and change what you can't accept.
70. Shitty people do shitty things.
71. What people say and do when they're drunk is how they feel deep down when they're sober.

Business

72. Get it in writing. Whatever it is.
73. If you're on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
74. Kick ass or make excuses. Pick one.
75. The best things in life are the ones you worked for.
76. Success comes before work only in the dictionary.
77. Do what others won't, and you'll have what others won't.
78. There are two ways to be rich: acquiring a lot and desiring little.

Arguing

79. If someone is annoying you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to bitch slap that motherfucker.
80. Avoiding an argument prevents a solution.
81. Apologizing is not degrading. It's showing that that person is more important than your ego.
82. Admit it when you're wrong, and stand your ground when you're right.
83. Never make decisions when you're angry, horny, tired, or hungry.
84. Don't waste time justifying your actions. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it.
85. Don't ask why someone hates you; ask why you care.
86. People are usually more sorry to be caught than sorry to have hurt you.
87. Heartless people once cared too much.
88. If people love you, you're in their hearts. If they hate you, you're in their minds.
89. Someone who loves you won't try to change you.
90. Changing the subject in an argument means you're wrong.
91. Be grateful for difficult people. They show you who you don't want to be.
92. Loud threats equal weak actions.
93. If someone tells you about an argument where they did nothing wrong, they're keeping information from you.

Politics & Religion

94. Political correctness is the opposite of common sense.
95. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
96. Fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people are so full of doubts.---Bertrand Russell
97. Religion is like a penis. It's okay to be proud of it, but don't shove it down people's throats.
98. Powerful people cannot afford to educate the people they oppress.---Dr. John Henrik Clarke
99. Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.---Mark Twain
100. He who cannot obey himself will be commanded.---Friedrich Nietzsche